July 3, 2008
Procrastination Humor: Cartoon & Funny Quotes
Today, I’ve decided to post something new. Here are some funny procrastination quotes & cartoon. I’m working now on tomorrow’s post. I will be writing on “Ways to Beat Procrastination“. For now enjoy this…

Procrastination Funny Quote:
“Procrastination is my sin. It brings me naught but sorrow. I know that I should stop it. In fact, I will–tomorrow!” - Pitzer, Gloria
Another Procrastination Quote:
“Procrastination is the bad habit of putting of until the day after tomorrow what should have been done the day before yesterday.” - Hill, Napoleon
This one is a little bit different:
“Procrastination isn’t the problem. It’s the solution. It’s the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast. ”
- Ellen DeGeneres (InnocentEnglish.com).This one I loved so much. I learned from it, because I always delay tasks just “to make it perfect”. stupidity!
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“The search for the perfect venture can turn into procrastination. Your idea may or may not have merit. The key is to get started.” - Unknown
It’s eating up your energy!
“Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task.” -William James
Last one…
“Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no delay, no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow what you can do today” - Chesterfield, Lord
I couldn’t “procrastinate” adding this one too
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“Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you’re only screwing yourself. ” -Author Unknown
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