Procrastination Humor: Cartoon & Funny Quotes

Today, I've decided to post something new. Here are some funny procrastination quotes & cartoon. I'm working now on tomorrow's post. I will be writing on "Ways to Beat Procrastination". For now enjoy this…

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Procrastination Funny Quote:

“Procrastination is my sin. It brings me naught but sorrow. I know that I should stop it. In fact, I will–tomorrow!” – Pitzer, Gloria

Another Procrastination Quote:

“Procrastination is the bad habit of putting of until the day after tomorrow what should have been done the day before yesterday.” – Hill, Napoleon

This one is a little bit different:

"Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast. "
- Ellen DeGeneres (InnocentEnglish.com).

This one I loved so much. I learned from it, because I always delay tasks just "to make it perfect". stupidity! ;)

“The search for the perfect venture can turn into procrastination. Your idea may or may not have merit. The key is to get started.” – Unknown

It's eating up your energy!

"Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task." -William James

Last one…

“Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no delay, no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow what you can do today” – Chesterfield, Lord

I couldn't "procrastinate" adding this one too :)

"Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you're only screwing yourself. " -Author Unknown

Leave your quotes/comments below…

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October 7, 2010

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November 18, 2008

Moa Roble @ 1:34 pm #

Procrastination, Procrastination, Procrastination = Low life in my eyes, and It has made the best of people low lifes…
I'm very smart in compititive nature & in every teacher I've every had either said I was Procrastinationing!!!
or some of the best stuff his seen for sometime.

I love the way you've made it into humor… I know I can laugh all the way while I;m Procrastinationing…

Moa.

September 6, 2010

Anoynomous @ 10:27 pm #

Its actually: "Procrastination is like masturbation, the longer you wait, the better it feels, until the end and then your fucked."

June 1, 2011

Kamal @ 8:06 am #

Whether it is to complete the tasks in the office; whether it is a task like going to bank, going to pay the phone bills; whether it is a help/request from someone to do this/that; I always have a excuse to myself and others. I am so so …. busy.
But am I really busy??? Nope I am not. I am busy since I always postpone the tasks at hand.
Even now I have to complete a big assignment and has to complete two large tasks by Saturday morning. Now I am searching about "Procrastination" over the web; to postpone those tasks.
Now sure how I could change myself?

June 15, 2011

Incredible, thanks for sharing such a good content

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